Couch Kids Podcast
Comedy
About
Join your resident Couch Kids, Andrew, Ari, & Colton for weekly goofs and gaffs as they shoot the biz! (not sexual)
Episodes
- 112: Thing of the Future, Back in the Day
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast, titled "Thing of the Future, Back in the Day," discusses concepts related to the past, present, and future. The hosts explore different eras and their technologies.
- 111: Project Fail Mary
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast is titled "Project Fail Mary".
- 110: Big Money Movies
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast, titled
- 109: Mozzarella Metldown
This is episode 109 of the Couch Kids Podcast, titled Mozzarella Meltdown.
- 108: Couch Martyr
Episode 108 of the Couch Kids Podcast is titled Couch Martyr. More details about the episode content are not available.
- 107: Shark Facts!
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast is titled "Shark Facts!". The description provides no further information about the episode's content.
- 106: Da Blimey Boys
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- 105: New Chess Meta
Couch Kids Podcast episode 105 covers recent cheating scandals in sports and a fun Wii Sports birthday party experience. The hosts also touch upon the evolving meta in chess.
- 104: Partiful of Love
In episode 104, Couch Kids Podcast introduces a new format with hosts on camera. They discuss crushes, summer fashion, and mention Partiful.
- 103: Ari's Game Corner!
In this episode of the Couch Kids Podcast, Ari leads a special gaming segment following a game of Is it Cake?! The hosts also share updates on Andrew's improv and Colton's time playing ZZZ.
- 102: Couchformers!
In episode 102, Couch Kids discusses Decepticons and their attempts to name comrades. The hosts also address a Golden Globe snub and briefly touch upon teaching.
- 101: Funny Talk
In Episode 101 of the Couch Kids Podcast, titled "Funny Talk," the hosts discuss various emotions, recap the previous episode (CK 100), and answer listener questions. The episode encourages listeners to press play and engage with the conte…
- 100: The Couch Kid's 100 Celebration!
Couch Kids Podcast celebrates its 100th episode with a special live show party. The episode promises guests and answers to audience questions, expressing gratitude for community support.
- Best of The Couch Kids 2025
This episode features highlights from the Couch Kids Podcast's 2025 content. Links to their Patreon, Instagram, and TikTok are provided.
- 99: And A Merry Couchmas! Feat. The Grinch
The Couch Kids Podcast presents a Christmas episode with a Grinch-like guest, discussing awards, muppets, and Christmas boxes.
- 98: Queso Con Carnage
The Couch Kids Podcast episode 98 addresses a clogged toilet situation and features updates on Shea Stadium and Andrew's appearance, alongside listener Q&A.
- 97: Quarter Unzipped
This episode of The Couch Kids features discussions on spilled beer, lack of toilet paper, and new coyote neighbors, with a lighthearted mention of a dress code.
- 96: Cooked Like A Turkey
Episode 96 of the Couch Kids Podcast, titled "Cooked Like A Turkey," features the hosts discussing character antics and social media ultimatums. The episode focuses on the hosts' interactions and content.
- 95: Nano Tyrano
Couch Kids Podcast episode 95 covers the world of paleontology and Andrew's struggles with a Disney-themed blind box collection. The hosts discuss the latest trends in the field.
- 94: Brooklyn, Bands, and Bandits!
The hosts of The Couch Kids Podcast return to discuss various topics including Brooklyn, a hypothetical political contest between Bernie Sanders and Mr. Beast, and bandits.
- 93: The Shea Stadium Shout
In episode 93, "The Shea Stadium Shout," the Couch Kids Podcast hosts Colton, Andrew, and Sammie share stories about New York, moving, and a memorable trip to Shea Stadium.
- 92: Four Lokoween (Feat. The Thing)
Couch Kids Podcast features guest The Thing to discuss Demon Slayer, personal Four Loko stories, babies, and t-shirt companies. This episode is themed around Halloween.
- CK Patreon Presents: A Taste of the Chip Clips!
This episode gives listeners a taste of the Couch Kids Podcast's Patreon-exclusive content called "Chip Clips." It features highlights from two recent episodes that were previously only available to Patreon supporters.
- 91: Patty Prayers
In episode 91, "Patty Prayers," the Couch Kids Podcast sermonizes on foodie sins, the use of modified laptops, flight anxieties, and movie theater etiquette, offering forgiveness to listeners.
- 90: Blue Heart Boundaries
Couch Kids Podcast episode 90, "Blue Heart Boundaries," delves into the complexities of AI relationships, etiquette during flights, and the phenomenon of Grok gooning. The hosts also take a moment to compliment Andrew's beard.
- 89: Throwing Hisssy Fits
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- 88: Locking in Logistics
Episode 88 of Couch Kids Podcast covers "locking in" logistics, title naming, Long Island leisure, and Kobra Kai. The hosts guide listeners through the process, with a potential appearance from "Lock-in Larry."
- 87: Sofa Sisters Present- Pony Express Yourself!
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast, hosted by Ari, features the Sofa Sisters. Topics mentioned include Brazilian Ponies, the world's largest spider, and Chicago. The episode description humorously references a rivalry with the Sofa Sisters.
- 86: Fantastic Snore
In episode 86, Couch Kids Podcast reviews The Fantastic Four: First Steps, discussing the characters' powers and plot points. They also mention potentially discussing Final Fantasy MTG.
- 85: Raps, Ratings, & Acme Antics
This episode of The Couch Kids Podcast covers raps, Andrew’s IMDB rating superpower, and Colton Lore, concluding with a Question of the Week.
- 84: The Truth about Project C.K.
In episode 84 of The Couch Kids Podcast, the hosts use a lie detector and discuss topics including coworker biting, Colton's heritage, and the events of Project CK.
- 83: 2 Year Couchiversary! Part 2
Couch Kids Podcast celebrates its 2-year anniversary with Part 2 of their special, featuring discussions on the Pokémon Center, the Minecraft Movie, and listener questions. The hosts express gratitude for their listeners' support over the…
- 82: Scripted Cryptids
Couch Kids Podcast episode 82 covers cryptid cryptidology and urban legends, alongside personal updates on arrest allegations and Pixar favorites. The episode also includes gamer talk and explores scary myths.
- 81: 2 Year Couchiversary! Part 1
Couch Kids Podcast celebrates its second anniversary with Part 1 of a special episode. The hosts answer fan questions, discuss personal anecdotes like wisdom teeth removal, engage in improv, and express gratitude to their fanbase.
- 80: Glitch in my Critch
This week on Couch Kids Podcast, the hosts delve into a rumored live-action remake, discuss a famous blue alien, share anecdotes about restaurant restroom cameras, explore the history of Couch-O and Grok, and engage in musical reminiscing.
- 79: A Pod to Remember
In episode 79,
- 78: Cuddle Court
The Couch Kids podcast episode 78, "Cuddle Court," features a mock trial where Andrew accuses his co-hosts of offenses against his wellbeing. The hosts discuss boundaries, medical advice, and recount a past event.
- 77: Teeth First
In episode 77, "Teeth First," the Couch Kids Podcast tackles a zoo animal escape scenario, discussing zoology and a hypothetical fight between 100 men and a gorilla. The episode also touches on messy burgers.
- 76: Troubling Tribunes
In episode 76, titled "Troubling Tribunes," the Couch Kids Podcast discusses current events, Ren Faire fantasies, and offers advice on social issues, accompanied by reaction images.
- 75: Dr. Ew is Ready for You...
The Couch Kids Podcast hosts discuss various topics including their intro, an alter-ego, Nintendo systems, candy from Idaho, and a brainstorm session for The Couch Kids Coaster.
- 74: Rescue Zeros
The Couch Kids discuss their Smash or Pass opinions, Turbo the Snail lore, an anecdote about Liam's wet pants, and delve into discussions about Kingdom Hearts. They compare themselves to Rescue Heroes and promise a 'Billy Blazin'' episode.
- Kingdom Hearts Drunk History Q&A Special!
In a special episode of Kingdom Hearts Drunk History, the Couch Kids crew, including Colton and Andrew, answer fan questions. They address allegations about the series and explore the Drunk History concept further.
- 73: An Educational Podcast
In this episode of The Couch Kids Podcast, the hosts discuss academics and enrichment, featuring guest Sammie to talk about embracing criticism. The conversation also covers pizza, Nintendo Switch 2, and more.
- 72: Animal Experts
Episode 72 of the Couch Kids Podcast features discussions on mammal facts and taking criticism, with follow-up comments on girly-pop. The hosts encourage listeners to tune in for a 'roaring good episode'.
- 71: Its About the Framing
In episode 71, "It's About the Framing," Couch Kids Podcast hosts Ari and Sammie explore the concept of framing in financial success, using the game Mario Party as a central example.
- 70: Rizzle Me This
The hosts discuss a crossover episode featuring the Costco guys and The Rizzler.
- 69: Card Game Crashout
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast features two hosts discussing 10K channel goals and Colton sharing memories of his water polo days. They also give shout-outs to other YouTube channels.
- 68: License to Thrill
In episode 68 of Couch Kids Podcast, titled "License to Thrill," the hosts discuss tarot readings and the history of the 007 franchise, also including a segment called Ari's Game Corner.
- 67: Strong Wai-Fu Connection
This episode of Couch Kids Podcast focuses on collecting, featuring Lorcana pack openings, a discussion about "Kronk's Pregnant Wife," and a look back at nostalgic fast food toys.
- 66: Vampire Desire (feat. Nosferatu)
Episode 66 of Couch Kids Podcast features a Valentine's live-action special with a focus on Count Orlok, discussing themes of love and blood. The hosts also cover San Jose State, a hurricane headline, and the game Lorcana.