Cinephobe
Film, TV & Pop Culture
About
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
- Cinephobe Ep 310: Navy Seals
Zach, Amin, and Mayes, an elite special podcasting unit, review the movie "Navy Seals" in this episode of Cinephobe. The hosts share their expertise on sea-air-land operations related to the film.
- Cinephobe Ep 309: Sidekicks
In Cinephobe Ep 309, titled "Sidekicks," Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the topic of sidekicks. The hosts of Cinephobe explore this subject together.
- Top 5 Scientists
Zach, Amin, and Mayes present their top 5 scientists. The hosts create a podcast that benefits mankind.
- Cinephobe Ep 308: The Honeymooners
Zach, Amin, and Mayes are back with another episode of Cinephobe, discussing a new idea to get rich quick. The episode also features information about Cinephobe merchandise, their Patreon, and social media presence.
- Cinephobe Ep 307: Mac & Devin Go To High School
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the movie Mac & Devin Go To High School. They invite listeners to watch their "Look At This Photograph" segment on YouTube and check out their merchandise and Patreon for exclusive content.
- Top 5 Artists
Zach, Amin, and Mayes identify and discuss the top five artists within Cinephobe, recognizing their skilled contributions that have become integral to the show. They highlight individuals whose creations have left an indelible mark on the…
- Cinephobe Ep 306: The Odd Couple II
In this episode, Zach, Amin, and Mayes reunite to discuss the movie "The Odd Couple II." They explore how the characters, older this time, continue to drive each other insane.
- Cinephobe Ep 305: Getting Even with Dad
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss a hypothetical scenario where they have to take care of an estranged son during the same week they plan to execute a significant heist. The episode explores their reactions and strategies in this challenging s…
- Top 5 Co-Workers
Zach, Amin, and Mayes differentiate between co-workers and friends. They also discuss individuals who are effective at their jobs and would be valuable collaborators on important work assignments.
- Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2020
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the first full calendar year of Cinephobe, covering episodes from "6 Underground" to "Troll 2." They deliberate on nominees for the Cinephobe Hall of Fame.
- Cinephobe Ep 304: My Boss's Daughter
In this episode of Cinephobe, Zach, Amin, and Mayes find themselves house sitting for their boss. The situation quickly escalates into a series of comedic and wacky hijinks.
- Top 5 Best Friends
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss their top 5 best friends. The hosts share their unexpectedly deep list of buddies, chums, and pals.
- Cinephobe Ep 303: Tommy Boy
Zach, Amin, and Mayes gather to discuss the movie Tommy Boy. They talk about the characters having to step up and save the family business.
- Cinephobe Ep 302: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss their nostalgia for various pop culture elements such as autobiographies, E! True Hollywood stories, and the TV show ElimiDate. The episode details their wistful sentiments regarding these past forms of entert…
- Top 5 Worst Writers
Zach, Amin, and Mayes present their choices for the top 5 worst writers. They discuss scribes with weak plotting and a nonsensical understanding of how movies or the world works.
- Cinephobe Ep 301: Senseless
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss signing up for an experimental drug trial in an episode titled "Senseless." They consider the potential side effects for the payment received.
- Cinephobe Ep 300: Crossover - Part 2
Zach, Amin, and Mayes journey to Los Angeles in this crossover episode, marking episode 300 of Cinephobe. They discuss their experiences in the city, including orange trees and Mercedes giveaways.
- Top 5 Voices
In this episode of Cinephobe, Zach, Amin, and Mayes share their top 5 favorite genuine voices. The discussion focuses on natural vocalizations, not artificial accents or altered pitches.
- Cinephobe Ep 300: Crossover - Part 1
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss a streetball classic that is described as nothing like the pros. This episode marks the 300th episode of Cinephobe, continuing their podcast journey with a new movie analysis.
- Cinephobe Ep 299: Playdate
This episode of Cinephobe, titled "Playdate," features Zach, Amin, and Mayes discussing why they would be forced to have a playdate at Buckee Cheese.
- Top 5 Dream Prequels
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss their favorite characters and Cinephobe movies, coming up with origin stories or re-imaginings for their top 5 dream prequels.
- Cinephobe Ep 298: Trippin'
This episode of Cinephobe, titled 'Trippin'', features Zach, Amin, and Mayes discussing applying to college. The episode also promotes merchandise, their Patreon, and social media channels.
- Cinephobe Ep 297: Van Wilder
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the movie Van Wilder. They mention their "party liaison personas" at Coolidge College.
- Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2019
Zach, Amin, and Mayes induct the inaugural class into the Cinephobe Hall of Fame. They review the first 20 movies to select the best moments. Five entrants are selected per year, with one entrant per movie, and unanimous vote is required.
- Cinephobe Ep 296: Dead Man On Campus
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss "Dead Man On Campus" and their characters moving into their dorm for freshman year at Daleman College.
- Cinephobe Ep 295: Def Jam's How To Be A Player
Zach, Amin, and Mayes spend the day driving around Los Angeles, visiting various women, going to a family BBQ, and concluding their day at Maxwell's in Malibu. This episode discusses their experiences during this outing.
- Top 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2025
Zach, Amin, and Mayes conclude their award season by reviewing the most astonishing Golden Dumpsters of 2025. They discuss the year's awards in this episode.
- Cinephobe Unlocked: 200 Cigarettes
In this episode of Cinephobe Unlocked, Zach, Amin, and Mayes review the movie "200 Cigarettes." They discuss the New Year's Eve party setting and character dynamics.
- A Very Cinephobe Christmas: Dashing Through The Snow
Zach, Amin, and Mayes spend Christmas Eve discussing helping unhoused gentlemen get pot roast. This episode is part of the Cinephobe podcast series.
- Top 5 Ass Ons of 2025
Zach, Amin, and Mayes look back at the most astonishing and jaw-dropping performances of 2025. This episode of Cinephobe discusses past year performances.
- Cinephobe Ep 294: The Three Musketeers
Zach, Amin, and Mayes review the movie "The Three Musketeers." They discuss the characters defending the King of France from Cardinal Richelieu.
- Cinephobe Ep 293: Rush Hour 3
In this episode of Cinephobe, hosts Zach, Amin, and Mayes review the movie Rush Hour 3. They also express their interest in traveling to Paris.
- Top 5 Ass Offs of 2025
Cinephobe hosts Zach, Amin, and Mayes look back at the cinematic performances of 2025. They discuss their picks for the most astonishing and jaw-dropping performances of the year.
- Cinephobe Ep 292: Collateral Damage
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the movie Collateral Damage. The hosts talk about fighting terrorism.
- Cinephobe Ep 291: The Mighty Ducks
In this episode, Zach, Amin, and Mayes review The Mighty Ducks. They discuss elements of the movie including drunk driving, gerrymandering, and money laundering.
- Top 5 Hi Sweet Annies
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss their favorite movie couples that were supposed to be deeply in love but showed little chemistry. This episode covers their top 5 picks.
- Cinephobe Ep 290: Paul Blart Mall Cop
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the film "Paul Blart Mall Cop" on episode 290 of Cinephobe. The episode continues a series focusing on Kevin James movies.
- Cinephobe Mailbag V: Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn
Zach, Amin, and Mayes answer listener questions in Cinephobe Mailbag V. This episode features discussion as the podcast approaches its 300th episode.
- Extended Cold Opens - June to September 2025
This episode of Cinephobe presents a compilation of extended cold opens. The content spans from "Stigmata" in June to "War" in September 2025.
- Cinephobe Ep 289: Rambo: First Blood Part II
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the film Rambo: First Blood Part II. They dedicate more time to the discussion than the character Rambo speaks in the movie.
- Top 5 Gerard Butlers
This Cinephobe episode features Zach, Amin, and Mayes discussing their top 5 Gerard Butler movies. The hosts share their perspectives on films starring Gerard Butler.
- Cinephobe Episode 288: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
In this episode, Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift." They explore the film's plot, which involves moving to Japan and encountering the drift racing scene.
- Cinephobe Ep 287: Retribution
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the movie Retribution. In this episode, the hosts are unable to leave their seats because of a pressure-triggered bomb.
- Top 5 Worst Endings
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss a selection of movie endings. They cover endings they found infuriating, baffling, and truncated in the history of the podcast. This episode is from the podcast Cinephobe.
- Cinephobe Ep 286: Ice Road: Vengeance
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss "Ice Road: Vengeance." They are on a quest to scatter Gurty's ashes on Mount Everest.
- Cinephobe Ep 285: Pootie Tang
Zach, Amin, and Mayes are joined by journalist Bob Costas to discuss "Pootie Tang" and the cultural impact of Cinephobe. The episode also mentions where to find merchandise and how to support the podcast.
- Top 5 Shawn Levys
Zach, Amin, and Mayes from Cinephobe discuss their personal "Shawn Levys," which are individuals they dislike for various reasons. They share their top choices and the rationale behind their selections.
- Cinephobe Ep 284: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss the film "True Memoirs of an International Assassin" in this episode. They categorize their podcast as non-fiction. Links to their merchandise and Patreon are also provided.
- Cinephobe Ep 283: War
Zach, Amin, and Mayes discuss "War." Their fictional journey involves riding motorcycles to recover statues.
- Top 5 We Have ___ At Home - Part 2
Zach, Amin, and Mayes are joined by Snacky Tuna in this episode. They discuss off-brand versions of various items.