Because News
Comedy
About
Because News is Canada's funniest news quiz. Host Gavin Crawford quizzes comedians and celebrities about the headlines.
Episodes
- Is the US weaponizing dolphins to win the war?
Because News covers the unconfirmed US military use of 'kamikaze dolphins,' the arrival of Canada's first WNBA team, an attempt at 'speedrunning' Scientology in Vancouver, and the appointment of Louise Arbour as Governor General.
- Weekend laughs from The Big Five
The Big Five podcast, featuring Donovan Woods and Tom Power with guests, defines the
- Move over Sephora girls, the boys are cologne obsessed
The episode discusses teenage boys' interest in expensive colognes, the introduction of financial literacy in Ontario schools, and incentives for tradespeople. It includes a news quiz with comedians Jennifer Hsiung, Tom Hearn, and Emma Hun…
- Can you spot the fake Alberta separatists?
Because News, hosted by Gavin Crawford, features comedians Jan Caruana, Kris Siddiqi, and Alice Moran discussing fake Alberta separatists on YouTube, increased flight fees, and contrasting nightly rituals.
- Trump vs. the Pope: This time it’s biblical
Gavin Crawford hosts comedians Tom Hearn, Kris Siddiqi, and Leslie Seiler for a news quiz. They discuss Trump posing as Jesus and fighting the Pope, Trudeau attending Coachella, Mark Carney's rebranding, Avi Lewis and the NDP, and the TikT…
- Artemis II is rich in Moon Joy and maple cookies
The Because News episode covers the Artemis II mission's achievements, a new app for deterring Canada geese, and the rise of prediction markets. The panel also discusses a news story comparing the flatulence of men and women.
- Sip happens: are beer bottles going extinct?
This episode of Because News examines the potential discontinuation of green beer bottles and features a quiz by host Gavin Crawford with panellists Mattea Roach, Carley Thorne, Scott Thompson, and Ajahnis Charley on topics including bagpi…
- Canada lost to America…in happiness ratings?!
Host Gavin Crawford and guests James Hartnett, Chris Locke, and Alice Moran discuss Canada's lower happiness ratings compared to the US, AI's potential to eliminate entry-level jobs, and Tinder's use of AI. They also humorously rank animal…
- Science confirms it: Trump is taking years off our lives
This episode of Because News covers how difficult people, like Trump, can accelerate aging. It also touches on Taylor Swift fan refunds, the wealthy collecting dinosaur skeletons, and a unique activity described as 'Amish CrossFit'.
- Gen Z is saving the mall one selfie at a time
This episode of Because News features host Gavin Crawford and comedians Martha Chaves, Tom Hearn, and Jan Caruana discussing various news items, including Gen Z's attraction to malls, political news, and potential changes to Canada's natio…
- Microwave clocks in B.C. can relax: the end of daylight saving time
This episode of Because News discusses British Columbia's potential end to daylight saving time, Mark Carney's first year in charge with some trade deals completed, and explores the concepts of "looksmaxxing."
- The U.S Men’s hockey team wins gold in being garbage
This episode of Because News covers the U.S. Men's hockey team's controversial White House visit, discusses measuring snowfall using Big Bird, and reveals details about Prince Andrew's teddy bears and Goodreads' new feature.
- Canadians know all about 'double touching'
On this episode of Because News, host Gavin Crawford and panelists Brandon Ash-Mohammed, Emma Hunter, and Leslie Seiler tackle current events including health trends, Olympic curling, US negotiations, and ski jumping controversies.
- Thanks evolution, racoons are getting cuter
This episode of Because News features stories on the intelligence of Canadian sea wolves, a legal decision regarding parenting versus pet ownership, choices for lottery winnings, the observation that raccoons are evolving to be cuter, and…
- Cold-case: Who murdered frozen juice?
In this episode of Because News, host Gavin Crawford quizzes panelists Mattea Roach, Eric Peterson, and Jan Caruana on current events, including the Minions, Alberta's political landscape, a potential alliance between Jean Chrétien and Ste…
- Why is everyone obsessed with 2016?
This episode of Because News explores the cultural and news phenomena of 2016, including Stranger Things, Pokemon GO, and Rihanna's ANTI. The discussion also covers various news headlines ranging from the Olympics and Neil Young to a uniqu…
- Canada goes to DAVOS, the cottage…and the moon?
This episode of Because News covers Mark Carney's reception at DAVOS, Canada's stance on Donald Trump's actions, geographical confusion between Greenland and Iceland, a Canadian astronaut, economic strategies in Muskoka and Ottawa, and the…
- Carney and China: Heated Rivalry?
This episode of Because News examines Canada's trade relationship with China under Carney, Canada's role in the Milano Olympics, allegations against the skeleton team, and a dispute in Nova Scotia. It also touches upon the idea of diplomat…
- Joe Rogan for Best Podcast: Golden Globes snub?
This episode of Because News features a news quiz with Jennifer Whalen, Andrew Phung, and Grace Lynn Kung. They discuss topics including a potential Golden Globes snub for Joe Rogan, and other news items.
- The Quebecois Simpsons is dead. Long live Les Simpson
A segment discusses Albania's AI politician that expressed hurt feelings. Another part covers a listener's unsuccessful attempt to get a Chinese electric vehicle for Christmas.
- Remembering COVID holidays: no guests, no travel, no pants
This episode revisits a segment on COVID-19 holiday rules, including unusual regulations from different countries and a mention of popular 2017 toys like Fingerlings and LOL Surprise.
- Candles & Tom Cruise from The Debaters
This episode of The Debaters features comedians Jon Steinberg, Jan Caruana, Adam Cawley, and David Pryde debating topics such as the appreciation of candles and Tom Cruise's status as a movie star. The live audience determines the winners.
- Person of the Year? Maybe Not. But 50 Cent is Hater of the Year.
In a quiz about happy news, comedians Steph Tolev, Miguel Rivas, and Andrew Phung join Gavin to discuss Martha Stewart’s holiday party advice, the implications of ChatGPT’s upcoming “adult-mode,” and a debate over British spelling in Canad…
- Wayne's World: Gretzky mispronounces countries at World Cup draw
The episode covers Wayne Gretzky's mispronunciations at the World Cup draw, a new hockey show, recalls of pistachios and Tasti Taters, and a petition concerning Alberta Premier Danielle Smith.
- So… Are we all officially breaking up with Ticketmaster?
Comedians Martha Chaves, Alice Moran, and Craig Lauzon join Gavin Crawford to discuss the week's news, including the Ticketmaster situation, a political controversy involving Franklin The Turtle, whales being given breathalysers, and the i…
- We talk about Canada-US news but spare you from hearing Donald Trump’s voice
This episode of Because News covers Canadian and US headlines, including a stolen ballet set, the US Ambassador to Canada's remarks, a US company's move to Canada due to business, and new research on bodily organs. Guests Kris Siddiqi, Car…
- Wicked: the movie you learned about against your will
This episode of Because News discusses the word of 2025, 'parasocial,' and a news story about a bus theft. Hosts Gavin Crawford, Andrew Phung, Eric Peterson, and Jan Caruana analyze the week's headlines.
- Last year Sesame Street was evicted and we're still not over it
Because News revisits humorous headlines from the past year, such as the eviction of Sesame Street and shrinking beers in the UK. Panelists discuss lighter news stories that offered a break from more serious topics.
- Introducing Because News
Because News is a podcast designed to help listeners process current events. New episodes are released weekly on Fridays. The show is active on TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook.