Accuracy Third
Society & Culture
About
Accuracy Third is a collection of stories from participants of Burning Man. Your hosts Rex, D-Day, and editor Beth compile, comment upon, and share your tales of dusty adventure. Featuring in-studio interviews as well as submitted content, Accuracy Third attempts to create a record of the ephemeral magic of our annual art party. Listen and share your stories at accuracythird.com
Episodes
- S09 E10 - The Hard Start
First, Train talk. Shelly & Baby Giraffe talk Black Rock Philharmonic. Best favorite '15. Nineteen Naughty 2003. the Twisted Swan. Hot House Flowers (outta Dublin.) The Great Vomiting of 2004. Multiple-use tools. Some terms. Beach sweaters…
- S09 E09 - A Line of Drunks and Addicts
Buddy's buddies Danarchy, Joy, Danarchy again, & Karen. Circa 1999. Burning Desires. The Spock Mountain Research Lab. Founder Co-Syndrome. Workaholism identified. Gumshoe Rangering. Claiming your land. Ranger logistics. Invitation excuses.…
- S09 E08 - Go Back Home One More Time
Passion and his Third Burn best. A Miracle Happened. Intimate Man. Janky Barge again. We love quitters. UnScrewz. Talkin' Soak. Live long and Trekker long. Communal ice state. Douche nozzle. Take chances. Eye of Sauron. I'm Fine. Consensua…
- S09 E07 - Drop the Bag
That Andi, Shouting Fire. The Shadow of the Man. Hawaii regional contact, ret. Rebirth, also Ret. Source, also-also Ret. Smaller Art Core Effigies Circle. CORErigins. 13 years an off. Ashtray wrangler. Glow sticks, Ret. No Parachute. Islan…
- S08 BB02.5 – Happy Max: Complete
Happy Max passed away last week, so let's revel one more time in his interview with Xeno. The whole interview soup to nuts from the S08 BB02 Burn Barrel episode, "They Just Don't Want to Go Home: Stories From Playa Restoration 2024"
- S09 E06 - The Prank Burn
The Good Place with Magz & Derek. Almost all of Texas burning. D.J. Shuffle. Mischievia is punk rock. Beth is a size queen. Trick & Treat. Alma Burn. Leader by default. Walk confidently and people will follow you. The Whites VS The Blacks.…
- S09 E05 - The Dump Piles
Safety & Fireball: Canadian burners in the same place. 1-800-GOT-BURN. Cleaning the Green Tortoise. Toeing her water. Overwhelmingly Burning Man. It's called Sideburn. Probably 60 or 40 kids. Junior Rangering. Flame Ontario Arts Collective…
- S09 E04 - Text To Speech Orgy
Aaron, doing Snarklepony voice to text. The Decentralized Dance Party. The Co-Reality Collective. Hug Nation. The Long Party. Dellicate assholes. Malls. Chicken dildos. Sparkleverse. Airhole. Talk to God virtual Box. Ra-DICK-al Inclusion.…
- S09 E03 - Climbing Things & Slides
Boz went to Lucidity. 25 MUSIC: "Midnight Oil" by BOZ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
- S09 E02 - The Burning Sensation
Madeline: with but not Momo. Cookie not kooky. Divorce juice. Moon Tribe. Some festival out there. Re: "S04 E01 - You're the Sexy Group". White board problems. 3-6 years. The Black Rock Hot Springs birthday party. Anonymous Village. Sin Ci…
- S09 E01 - Served Your Own Flavor
Gramps the Self-Inflatuator is on Team Apnea. Pulling Air Coming Out of Your Butt. If you're going to sell your own brand, you need to smell your own brand. Potentially accurate information about FIRE camp. The Monument of Indecision. Comp…
- S09 E00 - Afterburn 2025: It Makes Its Own Weather
2025. What is it? How's it taste? What's it taste like? Let's find out! Odyssey update! Ranger Smer shmer. Tiring bicycling. RV trash. The funniests. Real Bike talk. Solo Adventures. Giant Dumpster. Compliment Booth. Good job, Beth! Chaoti…
- S08 BB04 - Sorry For the Content
Drive Time Third. Avoidance dance. NEW! Old swag! Gross Can O' Something That I Got. The media we mention: DIRECTORS - Ari Aster, Jordan Peele, The Daniels, Yorgos Lanthimos, James Gunn, Jim Jarmusch, P. T. Anderson MOVIES - Brian & Charle…
- S08 E16 - Honeymoon At the Orgy Dome
The Assless Chaplain at the Assless Chapel. A complex bitch. Married 'till Monday. Bond with your neighbors. Mona's logo. Stupid comes out with him. Visit Salida, CO. Libertarianizing the protesters. Poop & America. Real Zionist talking po…
- S08 E15 - Piss Freaks: Hop On!
Nuttbutt is great on the radio. Actual Medical Dispatch. HPOTC = Bubbles. A Playa Home Companion. DPW Red Shirt. Barbie Death Village. Gunther the Sky Bison. Mom's Hostile Hostel. The Airporters. A full day. Sociocracy and structures like…
- S08 E14 - That Feeling Of That
Crystal stagediver. Going Emily-style. Yesterday through the middle of today. Team Mud Foot. Mr. Critical Bingus. Baby bird. Happy ending not our problem. Fuck the IDF. Elephant Tower camp. All the wood, out of your asshole. Shouting at pe…
- S08 BB03 - Drug-Powered Water
Metric & Otto von Danger plus Erin sometimes. Also, and Xeno. An evening with Gen X-PW. Floating World. Mobile Refrigerators. The La Contessa. Man Base. Impersonating a LEO. 3rd Street. Combustible Russ. Camp Sunscreen. Labor violations. T…
- S08 E13 - Sober Drunks: Tales from Anonymous Village
Kerrville, Tx. Back then: ePlaya. Dancing in the white out. Opera & ultra violence. The Santa Cruz Village Idiot. Janky ass genny drama. Synonymous S.Os. Complaint Department. Run Free. Hokey Pokey. Camp Stella. Photo Gartho. Bus burning.…
- S08 E12 - What Did You Expect?
Mega Mega Man is the Ringmaster. Callio-dome. '93 wierdo. Mutaytor. Cirque Berserk. Red Nose District. DDI. Placed art. Pedal bump. The Glory. Post No Mahers. Art Lazarro. Snow cones under the Collapse-A-Dome. Burn Hell Co. Shooting weddin…
- S08 E11 - It's About Fucking Insects
Eucalyptus' Dutch family. Going to fucking weddings. This fucking Rick dude from San Francisco and these awesome fucking ruins. Those fucks, the Heebie Jeebies. Fucking shower topping. Stuffies on a fucking Stick. Fucking Rampart Rave Camp…
- S08 E00 - AfterSOAKed 2025: A Bean No Trace Event
Marshmallow & Iandustrial. Hot, White Creme de Menthe @ OverFUCKINGrated. Concierge. Don't drink the water. What we DON'T say. What we doodoo. On our way. Why is it so hurting? Cherry hard candy portos. Urinal obelisk. G String. Da Stoop!…
- S08 E10 - Intentional Mediocrity: Stories from Portal Burn
Space Burrito is on Hummingbird Hill. Going the Distance. Getting a butt massage. Burning Leaves. Just a sip, Ranger. Near Watertown. Camp Sexy (or die.) Ponder's tingers. Dockle decker. 21 poof salute. Camp Dumpster Fire. A mature vibe. D…
- S08 E09 - Unofficial Camp Daddy
The Seven Sisters / Pleiades project is on hold due to family emergency. If you have any money to kick their way, details are here in their gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/gsghr-support-jias-fight-against-neuroblastoma/cl/s?lang=en_US…
- S08 E08 - Voted Best Balls On Playa 2024
Compost Queen is BRCU LNT. Moar Gate moar often. Introducing Tarzan. Calling Fuckfrankie. Great achievemenxpectationsat the Slut Olympics. Oh no a bag. Everyone's appreciation station. Live, Laugh, Loot. Balloon hexagoon. Conference table.…
- S08 BB02 - They Just Don't Want to Go Home
Stories of Playa Restoration 2024 after killing time till Resto with Shortbus, Texas Tater, Sausage Girl, Happy Max, and Steamboat (feat. Xeno & Daddy Issues.) The cream of the dregs. This is fun. RPD. Sliding through it. There's Commissar…
- S08 E07 - The Best Dick-Ice You've Ever Had
Stories about Gate & PEERs with LATE BUS & Handstuff! Nakey Jay on the Discord. Wherein we realize Bri-Bri's name is Hand stuff. Overplanning wrong. Very loosely the Canadiens. Raw welcome. We do it for the ort. Taking thew lead. BBs every…
- S08 E06 - A Bold Move
Good afternoon from Cold Day in London who has plenty of playa names. Ultra drinking & running. Motorboat Monday @ the Hash House Harriers. Katy Perry Killed it. Camp Settle This Like Men. Do It Yourself Abortion Camp. Sheep lungs @ 10AM.…
- S08 E05 - Full of Legal Issues
Burning Man Carole, Esq. Documentary discovery. The horrible Hell Co. year. Doing Cacophony things. WoW Burning Man guild pressure. The Sultry Attorney. Thank you, Ranger. Incorporating documentations. Insurance litigation. Husbanding man…
- S08 E05 - Full of Legal Issues
- S08 BB01 - You Have to Have Parties to Friend
In this Burn Barrel episode, Xeno brings us Peypey, Daughter of a Preacher Dame. DPW & radio names. Glizzy buddies & Paper Sack. Everything every where with us. American Movie. Boondock Saints. Mother God/7M. Coming with Rumor. Traveling i…
- S08 E04 - The Propaganda Is the Joke
2001 through the Minister of Propaganda & beyond. Will Chase & his hot, hot takes. Embargoed OSS. The Art Council. Artery. That floofy go down. Material Culture Archive. Banana for Honoraria scale. Social media in moderation. XRT. STEPping…
- S08 E03 - Vaguely Exploitative Dancer Camp
Partner Dance Vernacular Ad Hoc Dance Camp as a category with Cap'n Grace. Average 6 versus elite 8. This interview is transformative. For the scene. Poolrooms for months. Douchebag and break things. Screwed a lot. This Kinect Dancevice. T…
- S08 E02 - Let's Throw Some Flaming Pianos
Stinger hardly know her. Queen sounds too pretentious. The swells. Don't bother. Flags & beer. Team Wear-Black-in-the-Sun. Consenting to Capture the Flag. Topless Tuesday. Taking a vow of drunk. Paraphrasing DEVO. Just jump on it. The 2015…
- S08 E01 - Bring Two Tents
Laugh with us and Snafu, nee Ranger Finger Wolf. Burning Man, bro. The BBC. BRING YOUR MEAT TO BMIR. A holiday fuck-someone-else. Sponge eater. The tree of not for you. Porn stories. Opening Soon. Grover &. SHRED. Get away from me, SWAG. W…
- S08 E00 - AFTERBURN 2024: Did It Look Cool?
Leaving Lost Balance. They give you a hat, don't they? Shapes. Naga the Captain. The speed of the pain of the white light. Lotus McBotus vibes. Lights in sticks. Skygazing susurrusly. Blind Temple burn. Together4NEVA. Not fine, nothing is…
- S07 BB02 - All Hype & No Delivery
LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY! 2:00 PM @ Lamplighters Bar on Weds of Event Week. Season ender talky-talky episode for your packing day or drive to Burning Man. The coffee burns! But there are other things worth drinking in the world. Like ca…
- S07 E16 - Sailor Superiority
Extra tough. Diplo's shoes. Commissary. The Man rope. Knots. Sea Daddies. Illumination art shop. Rigging. Three day washing problem. Kitchen excellence. Tattoos. Underwater. The Grotto. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus A3rd VAG (Virgi…
- S07 E15 - Cooking & Spreadsheets
Fender Bender, but also Punisher (from S05 E23.) So Hoyle & Super Pet. Butt hump lamps. The Lantern with The Wick or The Dirty Dietz? Lamplighter kitchen = 75*2. Beth's ass: wet. A NIGHTMARE of eggs. Mud pasta. Docking burgers. Gendered ch…
- S07 E14 - Kinda Creepy Dude
Other This Travis is Tri-Trav McDanger. Weird: 2006ish. Illumination Monoliths. The Vulcan Town Empire Collective Town. An acquired scent. The Persistence of Dali. Singular bag pile. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday probably 2025. Spin Jam! Socie…
- S07 E13 - Mad Max Meets Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Xeno brought us a Mateo. Name dropping Robert Burke's Buffalo. The Cyber Bus Buffalo. Some real douche bags. The Directioner. Monkey Ranch. Extra Action Marching Band. Qualified operators. Dada Fest. Extreme Elvis. Blindspotting. Heather v…
- S07 E12 - They're Talking About Your Buttholes!
Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Ho…
- S07 E11.5 - IANDUSTRIAL - DISCRETIONARY CUT
Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are.
- S07 BB01 - Ask Threelationship Anything
It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode! Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Co…
- S07 E11 - Most Definitely a Cult
Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. A…
- S07 E10 - Real Burners Quit
Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15. MUSIC:…
- S07 E09 - Stretching the Canvas
Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's…
- S07 E08 - Squirrel for a Reason
Everyone belongs here, even a VR Birgin. All up in the 2020 Multiverse. BRC VR. Temple of the Heart. Touch the wood. Crossroads. Art Basel, community, all these things. Meeting Glowjo the artist at Playa Alchemists. Ice infrastructure. Lam…
- S07 E07 - Have Some Narcan, Test Your Drugs, Don't Die, Have Some Coffee
Center Camp test strips & coffee. Buddy is fucking different at Anonymous Village. Pepe's Lingam. Palm Frond Effigy. Thanks to Maid Marian. He don't need no stinking ticket. Boyfriend VS. The Bud. The Meth Lab recipe. Wednesday to Wednesda…
- S07 E06 - The Call-Out Podcast
Sign Shopping around with Dark Sparkle. What The Saloon is. Hello, Fence Day. Howdy, Sign Shop. Cancelling the event. Foundational NVO. Wood signs and metal signs and all signs point to but one. Walking only areas. Fairywood is where it wa…
- S07 E05 - Sober-Curious Mood
The Right Stuff with Meta & Front Tug. So, so many pets. All the steps. They have a sanctuary. WE CHANGE EVERYTHING. Baba Yaga's House. ESD logistics. P.I.V. games. Chick with a laptop. A little bit of power. Looking with a child's eyes. F…