3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Comedy
About
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
- Ep301 - Why Is Your Knee So Shiny?
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! covers Eidann's interactions, Oliver's changed demeanor, and the topic of dangerous vegetables.
- Ep300 - Time to Introduce Ourselves
In this special 300th episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, the hosts introduce themselves and explain their purpose. The episode features filming with an IMAX 4D Cinema Camera™ and addresses listener questions, with a notable number of mentions of…
- Ep299 - Cursed by Moth
In this episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, the hosts discuss the versatile uses of a spatula. One host had a close call with falling asleep while standing, but ultimately slept soundly.
- Ep298 - Cooked on Nectar
This episode features discussions about Dingley Village Adventure Golf and the Poem Police pursuing Kayla's poem. Oliver also shares his personal creative process.
- Ep297 - KaYAYla
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! features discussion on actor Kayla, post-kayaking activities, and the etymology of the Tommy's Margarita, with a reference to Denmark.
- Ep296 - Tambourine
This episode features a discussion about Oliver's footwear, the tennis player Arch Jockitch, and Kayla's interest in owning an otterman.
- Ep295 - Back on the Nut
This episode features haikus, including one about Oliver's
- Ep294 - Bit of a Kayla
The episode discusses the necessity and difficulty of doing taxes, alongside exploring the character and actions of Kayla.
- Ep293 - The Coconuts of the Sea
This episode of '3, 2, 1, Haiku!' explores the many uses of coconuts, touching on topics like coffee and a specific reference to 'Sausage Coconuts'. The hosts, Bella and Jordan, share their thoughts during a walk.
- Ep292 - Save the Dominoes
In this episode, the hosts discuss different types of bars, their commutes, and engage in their first disagreement regarding the topic of saving dominoes.
- Ep291 - You’re Shook
In this episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, titled 'You’re Shook,' Oliver navigates a series of peculiar events, including being called a snake, missing doorbell interactions, and declining a dirty martini. The episode touches on themes of work et…
- Ep290 - Ouch
This episode covers the feeling of being 'skunked,' an exercise involving sprinting at each other with balls, and the creation of a bizarre alternate universe centered around computer names.
- Ep289 - Bayonet Style
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, titled 'Bayonet Style,' touches on themes including social media activity, a 'piss and poo carpet,' a profile of Kayla, and a perceived design flaw in bread.
- Ep288 - Jordan’s Dad
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! features a discussion about farts and tactile butts, with Oliver being referred to as a happy accident. The episode includes greetings and farewells in elephant language.
- Ep287 - Kayla is Fine With Clothing
In this episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, the hosts discuss clothing and buttons while incorporating a balustrade.
- Ep286 - Fish of the Week
This episode discusses the name 'Carrot Dangles,' questions whether snacks qualify as food, and confirms that bicycles are indeed stolen. Kayla and Oliver send their love to mums.
- Ep285 - Hair Care Routine
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! includes references to the Marvelous Spatuletail.
- Ep284 - A Moonless Night is Vampire
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! features a mother filming sand, Oliver administering spankings, and a description of a witchy day. The episode references 'Cheaper Buy Miles'.
- Ep283 - Cowboys I Guess
Oliver presents a new idea alongside a discussion on absinthe and bolo ties in this episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!. The hosts also touch upon cruise ships and baldness.
- Ep282 - More Stress Down the Road
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! includes references to babies and touches upon various topics such as emails and carrots.
- Ep281 - Old Friend Moon
The 3, 2, 1, Haiku! podcast episode 'Old Friend Moon' touches on themes of inner voices, Wikipedia navigation, and references Da Moon Artemis II.
- Ep280 - Bounce Back Baby
Kayla makes an announcement, Oliver shares childhood memories, and the hosts discuss breaking items and potentially starting a conspiracy podcast. The episode is titled 'Bounce Back Baby' from the show '3, 2, 1, Haiku!'.
- Ep279 - You Bug People
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! is titled 'You Bug People'. The hosts discuss Jalapeno Poppin', with one host named Oliver being described as rude and considering his own orthopedic nature.
- Ep278 - The Crochetlock
In "The Crochetlock" episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, the hosts discuss Bonsoy, potential appearances by Kayla, Kayz's devil sticks possibly being at Stu's work, and a Home Alone surprise, questioning if this signifies an ending.
- Ep277 - Stop Trying To Pitch That
In this episode, Oliver has a desire for a normal activity with Kayla. The participants find themselves in an orb, leading to a redefinition of reality. Rhubarb is also mentioned, compared to Andy's toys.
- Ep276 - Grain Grain
This episode features Kayla's return, a discussion about Bella's sleep, and the truth about Kevin Bacon.
- Ep275 - Thoughts on Noughts and Courts and Ports
The host discusses the episode "Thoughts on Noughts and Courts and Ports" from the show "3, 2, 1, Haiku!". The content is described as unexpectedly deep.
- Ep274 - Thoughts On Sports
In this solo episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, Oliver shares his thoughts on sports and bids farewell.
- Ep273 - Thoughts On Jorts
In this solo episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, host Oliver shares his thoughts on jorts, includes a section about self-reflection, and mentions plans to play dominoes.
- Ep272 - See An Orb, Touch An Orb
This episode covers Kayla's new perspective on the brain, mind, and body, Oliver's ability to induce sneezing and his idea for a future episode, and the concept of orb factions.
- Ep271 - The 7th Balcony
This episode of '3, 2, 1, Haiku!' titled 'The 7th Balcony' touches upon the topic of shrimps, approaching the season finale of a 'shrimp saga', and includes a quirky, dark-humored analogy.
- Ep270 - She ‘The Substanced’ Herself
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! features Kayla reading mythos, as mentioned by Dr. Zeus. The episode contains references to danger and shared laughter.
- Ep269 - Video Difficult
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! touches on themes of perceived weakness, the importance of intuition, and the dangers of preconceived judgments, using analogies like parachutes and cheeses.
- Ep268 - To Yell, Muffledly
In this episode of '3, 2, 1, Haiku!', the hosts discuss helping Jordan with a personal matter, the unreliable nature of Shrimp & Fry, and fulfilling a boy's wish to be in the garden.
- Ep267 - Pink
The hosts of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! discuss the five basic tastes. One host also avoids doing a haiku about Jordan Barr.
- Ep266 - The Bravest Herb
This episode, 'The Bravest Herb' from '3, 2, 1, Haiku!', uses surreal imagery and phrases like 'a bubble in the burp' and 'egg is the sun' to evoke a sense of courage and a call to live in the moment.
- Ep265 - Pafisher Arquette
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! touches on architectural renovation, perceived hidden entities or concepts related to 'orbs,' and the presence of a large fish.
- Ep264 - My Hope, My Worry, My Dream, My Expectation, My Concern
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! touches on the meaning of KFL, the concept of 'pumpussions,' and the federal climb.
- Ep263 - Shrimp Horse
The hosts discuss Oliver's hair, their potential marriage and matching shrimp tattoos, and how logistics are complicating matters.
- Ep262 - A Sensory Dream
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! touches on topics including fresh cuts, small sizes, past regrets, and different kinds of pickles.
- Ep261 - Pulling on a String and Something Happens
This episode features Oliver in a 'haiku festathon' and discusses themes of rescue and priorities. An audience challenge is included.
- Ep260 - Peater Rabbit
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! covers phrases like 'bird in the corner,' 'shrimp chancellor,' and contrasts 'peat thick' with 'rain thick.' The hosts express a wish for listeners to have a perfect day.
- Ep259 - Touching Gas
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! ponders abstract questions, asking if we are touching gas or if gas is touching us. It also playfully questions our potential weight relative to a bear.
- Ep258 - How Arm Defoyin’ Grovity
The hosts discuss a normal episode start, Kayla's feelings about being a conduit, and engage in a peat chat.
- Ep257 - Pink But Not A Shrimp
This episode of '3, 2, 1, Haiku!' explores the concept of being 'pink but not a shrimp.' It touches on the idea of hosts as story vehicles, canine self-awareness, and the reactions of shrimp when frightened.
- Ep256 - French Toast
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku!, titled "French Toast," features hosts discussing personal evolution, referencing individuals named Oliver and Kayz, and touching upon the dynamics of friendship.
- Ep255 - My Sister Once Told Me
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! covers Kayla's car troubles and the unexpected uses of pods. Additionally, Oliver's sister offers her opinions on various things found in bowls.
- Ep254 - The Designated Objector
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! explores the idea of helping others, using quirky and nonsensical examples. The hosts touch upon concepts like owing favors and unusual physical experiences.
- Ep253 - Mum and Dad’s Subscription
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! features a discussion about Oliver's hypocrisy and disbelief in the story of Goldilocks, with a lighthearted, feel-good tone.
- Ep252 - The Wind Beneath Batman’s Wings
This episode of 3, 2, 1, Haiku! discusses Batman and features a classic 'would you rather' segment. The conversation touches on themes of a shallow grave and a terrifying knight.