2 Broke Twimbos
Comedy
About
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
Episodes
- The Sand in The Soap Box Episode
In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, hosts Dan & Phil discuss successful Zimbabweans, the career paths and branding of Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026, and methods for overcoming limitations on generosity.
- The Fare is Foul Episode
Dan and Phil return to discuss Game Theory, social media influencers facing scrutiny from ZIMRA, the rise of xenophobia in South Africa, and inDrive fares.
- The Rise and Appeal Episode
In the 'The Rise and Appeal Episode' of 2 Broke Twimbos, hosts Dan and Phil discuss Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, D4vd, Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella, and Dave Chappelle. They also touch on personal topics regarding Dan's face and Phil's ro…
- The Punctual Pullout Episode
The Punctual Pullout Episode features hosts Dan and Phil discussing practical issues such as red carpet events, festival stages, governance, and album launches. King Kandoro makes an appearance to discuss government representation regardin…
- The Crowned Wince Episode
In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, hosts Dan and Phil discuss various topics including promoters booking Kelvin Momo, a KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty and Gucci Mane, a Nigerian King of East London in South Africa, and the booking of South Af…
- The Oh Father Guard Episode
Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to ha…
- The CAF Aye OLAY Episode
The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsui…
- The Snitch Over Troubled Water Episode
Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy! Subscribe and…
- The Roaring 20s Episode
Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedi…
- The Blurts and Spurts Episode
New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson…
- The Shot Selection Episode
Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is o…
- The Sow and Stick Episode
Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inc…
- The Back and Beta Than Eva Episode
The haters and opps can stop celebrating, the government-mandated podcast break is over! Dan & Phil return for the first episode of the year, and the TLDR is WE. ARE. HERE. The world is burning, and there are so many very important things…
- The Merged in Wrappers Episode
We've got good news and bad news. The good news - BRAND NEW EPISODE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST! The bad news - it's the last official episode of the year... (note we said "official") Still still, Dan & Phil catch up and compare notes after…
- The Ezra Edelman Episode
Film buffs, aficionados, and anti goojora warriors alike gather around the communal podcast hole for a special episode. This week, Phil sits down for an incredible episode with the multi-Emmy and Oscar-winning director, Ezra Edelman.…
- The House of Hardwills Episode
We promise, this is not the new release schedule! Dan & Phil rally to make sure there's an episode this week on Sunday evening. The pair delves (human-written) into important and world-changing stories like Maskiri being lured into a polic…
- The Cooked Be Cooking Episode
Stop! Hold the Podcast Presses, there's an episode this week! Dan & Phil link up this weekend to make sure the people them get an episode, and they at least have a chance to talk. Miss Universe updates, Tech Ombudsmen stuff, Zim Hip Hop, a…
- The Piece Down Lay Down Town Episode
After a small, barely noticeable break, Dan and Phil return to deliver an incisive, hard-hitting report that pulls no punches! This week, they speak truth to power and reveal a massive scandal at Miss Universe! They also discuss the recent…
- The Predictive Power Play Episode
Please don't blame us, the power was out! The 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode, and there's a lot to catch up on. From inopportune power cuts to gambling on EVERYTHING to more tech ombudsmen as the pair pay attention to AI m…
- The Prompt And Pyro Episode
Welcome comrades and opps, to a brand new episode of the only podcast nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Dan & Phil are back to talk about important stuff, like Travis Scott having a concert in Johannesburg, The Kadoma Music Festival and C…
- The Whoa Whacked Wicket Episode
Another week, another set of insanity from the internet. Dan & Phil are back with a fresh new episode of the Zim podcast that was voted most likely to cause an introduction of Podcast Tax into Zim law. There’s a lot to discuss, from the ab…
- The Payball Episode
Another week, another episode of the only podcast available in the interpreter’s earpieces of the UN General Assembly! Dan & Phil did not get raptured, so they dive into some news from this week, like Silent Killer forgetting to charge his…
- The Leaps and Hounds Episode
It’s been another week of absolutely normal behaviour across board on the internet, honestly, 10/10’s all round for everyone, you’ve really shown the best of humanity. We cap it off with a brand new episode of your favourite true crime pod…
- The Crash and Spawn Episode
As we don our freshly cleaned apolojersies Dan and Phil come back to you to deliver another incredible episode of the only podcast where you can pocket watch some of the country’s biggest stars from the comfort of your own home. This…
- The Due Divergence Episode
All aboard ma comrades! Welcome to the latest luxury edition of your favourite podcast that feels like you’re sitting in your grandma’s lounge, complete with room divider and doilies. Dan & Phil follow up on the Russian Alabuga Start Progr…
- The Overturned Banana Episode
For those of you not able to make it to the Agricultural Show, fear not! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast (not endorsed by any celebrities) out now, happy weekend! Dan & Phil start by tackling the crazy situation around the Russ…
- The Abscond With Our Log Drum Episode
Unlike others, Dan and Phil are here just in time for the weekend, even when they were not booked to appear! This week, the dynamic duo discuss sports balls, feeding Dan’s ego and tackles a tough listener email. We follow up on last week’s…
- The Colour De Love Episode
Short week but a full episode on your favourite podcast to listen to if your kombi happens to crash into the walls at State House. Dan & Phil are back to talk about some of the stuff that happened this week, like Tyla ’s first week sales b…
- The Hari Pota and The Head of Stone Episode
Brand new weekend, brand new episode! Dan & Phil dust off last week's woes to talk about the things others are talking about. Like the legality of witchcraft. And podcasts insulting coloured people in South Africa. And "cancel culture" on…
- The Cancellation Fee Episode
Look up in the pod sky! It’s 2 male birds, yt’s a crashing plane, no, it’s the twimbos on a flying pod! This week, Dan and Phil return to discuss work-life balance in Zimbabwe, the new Superman movie, what is happening with Holy 10, Paramo…
- The Clipsemas Episode
Fear not, the pod is back, and check the metadata, there is definitely not 2minutes and 53 seconds that's missing from this footage! Dan & Phil link up again to share their expert opinions on CEO & HR's business, Gen Z business, and yt peo…
- The Pheeling Dantion Episode with Tinto
Our bad about the delay, we were in Marvin’s Room, but the 2 Broke Twimbos are back, and they brought the infamous Tinto with them on this episode of the pod, the host of the breakup podcast The Feeling Station . That’s right, it’s a cross…
- The Golden Guffaw Episode
The weapons formed against us shall not prosper (more than they are already doing). Dan & Phil are back with a new episode, if there's stuff you notice, eyes front and mind ya business! Zimbabweans in film, the "no intervention" policy in…
- The Betting On pAIn Episode
Go on ahead and invite us into your house please, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back again with something new new. Dan & Phil take a sombre moment to address some of the tragedies that seem to be coming thick and fast these days, like the Air In…
- The Break Ups And Shake Ups Episode
After a brief break, the boys are back! Get ready for in-depth analyses on celebrity break-ups, political break-ups and all kinds of shake-ups. Plus, Dan has stories from his vacation, and bonus! Prepare to be educated about dangerous dogs…
- The Maximise Your Leverage Episode
‘Ello there fellow innits and +44s! As of next week, this podcast will be focused solely on the care worker industry, with tips and tricks on how best to get a geriatric patient to stop calling you slurs while you try to give her medicatio…
- The Mind The Gap Episode
Everyone relax and send some white smoke up the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, they’re back! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast to listen to so you amp yourself up to fight a gorilla. Dan & Phil are (somewhat) apologetic for missi…
- The Buy What You Cell Episode
The end of another week means the end of all your problems! For now, at least, so we celebrate with a brand new episode of the only podcast to be 100% tariff-free in all countries! Dan & Phil talk YN’s, Zim Hip-Hop and Zimdancehall in the…
- The Kindly Nxsh Episode
In a special episode of the podcast, the 2 uncs, Dan & Phil, sit down with a YN from South Africa with a lot of motion behind him. Kindly Nxsh is originally Zimbabwean, and he’s the hottest property in the new wave of SA Hip-Hop. Fresh off…
- The Where The Hood Tax Episode
Fear not! The 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again, with maybe a new setup for video? Like, feedback please on the sound (and video for those who see it). Dan & Phil celebrate singers, worry about the fight brewing between ZIMURA & National…
- The Ghiblets and Gizzards Episode
Brand new pod, Dan & Phil have a whole year's worth of events to discuss that happened in one week. From jailed podcasters to problematic rappers to ChatGPT's new native image generation and discussions about copyright, there's a lot to di…
- The Balon Abroad Episode
Early drop! Dan & Phil link up with something short (by our standards) and sweet (by your standards) for this week's episode, where they talk some sports ball, before voicing thoughts about the entertainment scene in Zimbabwe and the rest…
- The Taxation Without Saxation Episode
Attention all pothole-swimmers! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of one of the last few podcasts that is still free to listen to without a license. The diligent duo call Deputy Director of ZIMURA, Henry Makombe, to explain the new li…
- The Hot And Heavy Episode
The soundtrack to the end of the world is back! Dan & Phil link up once again, no long arguments this time, promise, and they give an in-depth review fresh from Zimbabwe's biggest awards show - The NAMAs, they talk about The Oscars, some r…
- The Some Unsexy Shouting For You Episode
Dan & Phil make it through the haters trying to block the podcast release with a brand new episode on your headtop! Big argument in the beginning about balancing being offline and available for opportunities, before the belated response to…
- The African Podcast Landscape Ft. 6 Ft Weights x Black And Forth
Comrades! Consider this a peace offering! The 2 Broke Twimbos were part of a panel celebrating Africa Podcast Day this week courtesy of Afripods, together with Thabo & Sena of 6 Ft Weights & King Kandoro of Black & Forth. So after a brief…
- The 5 for 25 Episode
Brand new episode from your 2 favs, Dan & Phil link up to compare in-depth notes from the Grammy Awards. One of the better awards shows in recent memories, and there were so many talking points to get into, from Kendrick Lamar to Beyonce t…
- The Deep Fleece Episode
The boys are back, and ooooooh what a week to be the world's official tech ombudsmen! Dan & Phil break down the whole situation with Deepseek R1 and the world of AI! They also take some time to address the DJ Akademiks situation, and basic…
- The Loot & Salute Episode
Hand in the air everyone, brand new episode just dropped! Dan & Phil return to help you make sense of some crazy things, like Elon Musk and his weirdness. What's going on with TikTok? And... Young Famous and African is a lot yo. And for th…
- The 25 Mo Life Episode
New year, new pod! The boys have returned for 2025 and waste no time in pushing Positivity right from the get go! Dan & Phil ease into it with a light episode, catching up on what they got up to over the holidays, and philosophizing on hum…