100% Eat
Food
About
Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
Episodes
- Fudd Prime vs Fudd Exotics? %% Fuddruckers
Our Heroes get ruck'd up at Fuddruckers. Really they're more excited to talk about Taco Palenque but that's just because they had lunch with Don Ponco, the owner. No big deal, just making Hero moves. Anyway Fuddruckers is almost good but w…
- Water Side Quest - Ride Along Panera Bread
Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL. Support us directly https://www…
- We're in a CORNER and we're STUFFED %% Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are…
- Nick Terrorizes Wendy's Patrons with Spoon - Ride Along Wendy's
Do you have a mobile order? Get ready to almost get car slammed and maybe get your order wrong. Anyway leave a comment if you think Nick needs to move on. Use plastic spoon. Sweet Chili! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100perce…
- Wendy's: FIGURE IT OUT %% Wendy's Jalapeno Ranch Burger and Sweet & Sour Sauce
Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger goo…
- The Way Home to Cars - Burger King Ride Along
Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happ…
- Grogu Car Episode %% BK Mandalorian & Grogu Meal
Our Heroes are BACK in their cars to celebrate their second anniversary! And what better celebration than... Burger King's Grogu food? There's a lot in this $20 box plus Grogu's blue goo shake. He makes that himself? Enjoy this return to f…
- It's Fine, It's Meh, I Don't Know - Ride Along Zaxby's
You can vote at the water park. Do you like this shake, Larry the Cable Guy? Come get kicked out of the Grackle as Our Heroes make their way home after a trip to Zaxby's. Check out Hokum, in theaters now. Support us directly https://www.pa…
- Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding Shake
Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding ShakeDesc: He's sorry, but he's really not. The Sauce Monkey's dark passenger is loose and he's mad about Pfluggerville, the milkshake, and this small small pig. Our Hero…
- Double Dirty Your Dew - Ride Along Taco Bell
Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined…
- BUT WHAT IS TRIPLED? %% Taco Bell Triple Double Crunchwrap & Zab's Nacho Fries
Our Heroes decide that today is a good day and return to Taco Bell to check out their new Triple Double crunchwrap. None of us are crunchwrap guys but maybe whatever they tripled makes it good and we'll definitely all understand what is tr…
- Exit 8 (2025) Spoilercast - Ride Along Alamo Drafthouse
Our Heroes just saw Exit 8 (2025) and they're gonna talk about it. "Oh no don't spoil it" trust us when we say it doesn't matter. A man becomes increasingly desperate when he realizes he is trapped in a subway station, needing to complete…
- How the Mighty Have Fallen %% Alamo Drafthouse 2026 Update Menu
This one hurts. Our Heroes take in a movie (Exit 8 ) at Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse to check out the new menu. It's rough. These pretzels. And the queso? And you have to be on your phone? Also Sauce Monkey is flipping out at this movie.…
- These are MELTING - McDonalds Ride Along
Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!! Support us directly https://ww…
- You Have Pretty Feet %% McDonald's Kpop Demon Hunter Meal
Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE!…
- No Crashes - Jack in the Box Ride Along
Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy. Support us direc…
- Our Heroes STOP THE STEAL of Wendy’s Pretzel Pub
Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs & lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history. Support us dire…
- YOU Picked BANNED FOOD for Episode 100! %% Jack in the Box Hot Mess Munchie Meal
It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why…
- Graysie Text Race - Pizza Hut Ride Along
Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fr…
- Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust
Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for…
- Beekeeper (2024) Watchalong
Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful o…
- Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along
Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fa…
- The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken
Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over th…
- Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along
Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop. AND DON'T…
- We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries
This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself…
- Food CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP & Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT
Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit…
- An Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED
To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?…
- $10,000 "Chair Experience" & First Time PM McDonald's %% McDonald's Big Arch
Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be in the cuck chair? How have they never had McDonald's PM food before? WILL THEY T…
- This is Like Back Home - Taco Palenque Ride Along
Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place????? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with ot…
- Take a Dipsy Doo with the Sauce Monkey %% Taco Palenque Pollo Asado Taco
Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and com…
- Food CRIMES! Cook Sucker Tier List & A1 shots - FOOD COURT
Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the cou…
- Nick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along
Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth. Support us directly https://…
- Nick's Pick is a Disaster %% Marco's Pizza Fiery Flavors Menu
Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've never had this place so we gotta try it. Why is Sauce Monkey saying that about the…
- WHO is Matty Matheson? - KFC Ride Along
Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the di…
- Sloppy SLOP & the EMPTY Pie %% KFC Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl
CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th! Send in your Food Court crimes NOW and…
- 1 Star Str*p Club Reviews - Papa John's Ride Along/YouReview?
Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where…
- Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza
The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW! New year, new merc…
- Back Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along
Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcas…
- You Want Puff-Puff? %% Bojangles Chicken Sandwich
Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car and he's mad. 67 sigma brain rot do you suffer from the Bojangles curse? Are you r…
- Sauce Monkey Sauce Ledger - Freddy’s Ride Along
Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/1…
- Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco
YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://…
- Nick Wants Dessert - Applebee's Ride Along
Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percente…
- Melting Inside the Applebee's %% Applebee's O M Cheeseburger
Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us. New year, new…
- Tall Shirt - Hat Creek Ride Along
Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots
Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burg…
- Show Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along
Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to…
- UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu
Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother…
- Traffic Jamming - Ride Along Hattie B's
Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken
Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She'…
- We're Honking - A&W Ride Along
It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck. Lear…